White Noise, Red Sun: April 2006

White Noise, Red Sun

A little chunk of the web dedicated to keeping our friends, family, fans of Mike's noise and anyone else who for whatever reason cares updated on our year abroad in Ichinomiya, Hyogo, Japan.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Teaching



Colleen isn't the only teacher around here. Breaking my new year's resolution, I accepted a part-time job offer and started teaching at Yamano Gakkou, the local forestry school, this week. I feel completely unqualified (College degree? Nope. People skills? Certainly not. Work with kids? Never.) but I guess speaking english is enough around these parts. The kids are cool and the job gets bonus points because I get to use on my graphic design skills to design worksheets and handouts. This week's lesson: basic colors & simple introduction phrases. Up next: common nature terms (tree, grass, leaf, etc.) and whatever else I can conjure up by then.

Mike

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At 5:35 AM, Amanda said...

I'm honestly a little frightened...I'm just not sure if it's for you or for the kids!

 
At 8:48 AM, Tricia said...

Colleen should be able to make some suggestions from her stint at Cuyahoga Nat'l Forest eh?
Want some suggestions? How about bark, mud, vein(in the leaf), stem, flower, petal, branch, twig, bugs, seeds, moss, rain, sun(shine), shade... Do the birds chirp there? Directions i.e. North, South, East, West that are used for orienteering, compass. Well good luck, how old are the kids????

 

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

JDL :: Japanese Driver's License

Yesterday Colleen and I (along with Haga resident Grace) took the first part of the Japanese Driver's Exam. We only got to take the writing part, but we all passed. (Mike: 9/10, Colleen: 7/10.) The driving part is notoriously difficult, horrible, and according to most xenophobic. Word is it is nearly impossible to pass the first or even second time - a friend of a friend had to take it 17 times - but we coughed up for a practice session last weekend, so I'm thinking of that as my first failure. More on/about May 9th when we get behind the wheel.



EDIT: in response to the excellent question posed, Japan requires almost all vehicle-operating foreigners to get a JDL after one year of residency. We are just taking it now because we heard the process can be long and obnoxious so we wanted to get it out of the way. Citizens of some countries (England and Australia, for example) are exempt from this for various reasons: they have stricter driving tests/already drive on the left side of the road/their governments have worked out a deal on their behalf. The US government is supposedly working on some such deal for folks like us, but something tells me its not a high priority.

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At 12:27 PM, Tricia said...

Why a Japanese DL when you have the international DL? Well anyway, I will keep you and your quest in my prayers. And I wish you all very good luck!

 

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Enkyoji




Last weekend I visited Enkyoji with friends Shinsuke and Bill (Colleen was hiking with some fellow ALTs). Enkyoji is one of those things that's really close (NW side of Himeji) but tucked away & so I hadn't made my way there yet. The temple's recent claim to fame is that some scenes from "The Last Samurai" were filmed there. Tuesday Tamako told me that while they were doing so one of her friends got up at 4am to go to the watch them film & catch a glimpse of the scientologist.

Beyond it's Hollywood connection though, the temple is really amazing. It's high up Mt. Shosa, so far up your choices to get there are either hike up or ride the ropeway, a ski-lift-meets-cable-car contraption. We opted for the lift. This year is the 1000th anniversary of the temple's founder's death, so there were several special statues on display & we were given access to rooms that are usually off-limits. Very cool. It was on par with anything Kyoto or Nara has to offer. Glad it's so close. If I end up going back with Colleen I might even hike it.


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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Japaense Economic Divide

An interesting read:
New York Times Article on The Japanese Economy

Silly Japanese government, you're rich may be getting richer and your poor poorer, but you'll never match the awesome division of wealth in the United States. NEVER. As the great socio-economic theorist M.C. Hammer so eloquantly once said, "U Can't Touch This."

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Monday, April 17, 2006

Slugs



We have slugs. A lot of them. Indoors. It is not fun. At first we weren't going to write about our little slug problem, but it's gotten to the point where not posting it would be a glaring omission. It's really gotten out of control. Every night we find at least one downstairs, pick it up with some paper or cardboard and toss it outside. One night last week I evicted a record five. We think they are coming from behind the kitchen sink (there is a 1" gap between the sink/counter & the wall) but how exactly they are getting in remains a mystery. I can't tell if we're slowly eliminating some rouge faction that made its way inside or if they just keep coming in night after night. Either way, it's getting old fast.

Mike

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At 12:00 PM, like a eagle said...

It's millipede season down here in Miami...we get between 5-15 of them in our house daily...when we first moved in, one would freak us out, we'd go get a piece of toilet paper and carefully escort the invader outside...now, when we get up in the morning, we just walk around and make a little pile of em in our hands and throw em all out at once...it's a non-issue...

if they stay inside, they dry out, and then you step on them in the middle of the night and they explode into a billion dry crusy pieces...i imagine i've probably ingested 7 or 8 in my sleep over the last couple of years...

g'luck with the slugs!...perhaps make little barriers out of salt around your cabinets, doors, adn windows...that'll stop em

 
At 9:10 PM, pinkmydear said...

Not sure if it helps, but sometimes gardeners will put newspaper outside in a grassy spot away from plants that are being eaten by slugs. They lure them to the newspaper (who knew slugs were literate?) and then kill them or at least remove them from the area.

 
At 11:02 PM, Tricia said...

What do the locals do? Is this a seasonal thing that just started or does this go on year round?

 
At 2:34 PM, Howie Stelzer said...

Mike, thank you for posting a nice color photo of the one thing I am most phobic of... YUCKO. The idea of indoor slug visitors is horrifying enough to make me want to sleep with the lights on, or never visit Japan.

However: other than being currently out of my sight, slugs have one good quality: they like beer. Fill up a coffee can about 1/4" with beer and set it outside. The vile beasts will slime thier way into the can and drown. There might also be no-kill traps that you fill with strawberries or something, but... who knows.

YUCK.

 

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Bon Jovi

Long story short: We were given some tickets to see Bon Jovi in Osaka on Friday. We sold them.

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At 9:23 AM, Amanda said...

Who sells Bon Jovi tickets? You should've called, I would've taken them!

 
At 4:00 AM, mochi said...

bon jovi and slugs??? my colleen would be in heaven, hope you all make it out here for a bar b q, we have a nice fire circle on the river and ambiana is dyin to meet ya'

 
At 2:48 PM, MICHELLE said...

what are you dumb? i saw bon jovi once and despite the fact that it rained on us the entire night, it was awesome. There must have been some reason you absolutely positively couldn't go. that must be the "long story" part.

 

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

The Universal BBQ




Sunday night was a going away cookout for a fellow gaijin (UK) Mike. He's a cool kid who's been working here through an exchange program and is now setting off on a lengthy bike trip to Tokyo. The send-off was amazing. I never realized how universal beer and fire really are. It was easily the closest to feeling at home I've been here, despite the fact we vegetarians were eating pizzas and salad (and not the stomach lining i'm holding up in that pic). The barbeque vibe truly extends beyond all borders. It was a really awesome time. I hope we get to hang around the grill a few more times this summer - and that I get to do it with some you when I'm home in June.

Mike

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Friday, April 07, 2006

J-Rides



About twice a week, I'll be driving, see a car, and think "I need to do a post about how funny the car names are here...and about our car..." and I've finally gotten around to it.

Much like Americans, the Japanese like exotic names for their vehicles, the only difference is that here "exotic" usually means very plain English. Some of my favorites:

Honda That's
Honda Life
Nissan Fair Lady
Toyota Wish

The list goes on and on. Of course, our K-Car is no exception: the wonderful (and due to it's low price, ridiculously popular) Daihatsu Move.

I finally got around to taking some pictures of it this afternoon. Downside, I'm not sure they accurately convey how small it actually is - looking at the tires helps put it in perspective. Upside, I made sure to get a picture of the reflective window tint.





Wish I had a picture of a Honda That's to share.
Mike

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At 10:32 PM, like a eagle said...

do the "That's" and "Life" models fit together Voltron-style to create one awesome "phrase-mobile" ???

 
At 10:57 PM, Mike said...

Only in Neil Hamburger's dreams.

 
At 8:45 AM, Tricia said...

Why don't you take a picture with you and/or Colleen standing beside the car, and/or sitting in the car. If we can remember your demensions, that could be a help to relate to the size.

 
At 6:56 AM, Amanda said...

How do your freakishly long legs seriously fit in that car!? I agree that I want to see a picture of you standing next to it for comparison reasons! :)

 
At 11:11 PM, traut said...

this cars are increadibly small ive seen them on tv we need an open door photo of you sitting in it, but im sure with the seat back you can fit fine in it.

 

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Big American Shop



It is what it is.

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Sunday, April 02, 2006

Cherry blossoms ("sakura")



My spirits are lifted again and again by the natural beauty surrounding us. This morning I went on a long walk around town, and found this tree at the corner of a farm road. Spring is here ;)
A popular way to celebrate spring is to get together at a spot famous for cherry blossoms, and have a picnic. It's simply called "hanami" flower viewing. Next week we're getting together with the English conversation club/cooking exchange club. Quick!!; Please post any ideas you have for yummy American picnic food I could bring for the event.

Here's a picture of my lovely workplace, Iwa koko, which is lonely at the moment because of spring break. In a week or so, classes should be back in full swing, so this courtyard won't be so emply anymore...



-Colleen

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At 9:57 AM, pinkmydear said...

Sounds like fun. You could make Ants on a Log and Tuna/Ham/Egg/Chicken salad sandwiches. Or peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Or potato salad or macaroni salad. Oooh, or cucumber salad (cucumber and onion with vinegar and sugar). Or cole slaw. And lemonade.

I am so ready for cookouts.

 
At 3:02 AM, Wendy Jones said...

Watermelon! You could carve out the inside and fill it with fruit salad. Or you could do little wrap sandwiches. Or you could do an "Oriental" brocolli slaw salad. Or some kind of warm layered dip like cheddar/vidalia (with potato chips or ritz-type crackers), or a taco dip with tortillas, or a great salmon dip/spread that I could give you the recipe for if you were interested. There's always that cheddar squash bake I made for your going-away picnic!

 
At 1:51 PM, michelle said...

macaroni and cheese (unless they're sick of that by now), potato salad is delish and by far my favorite picnic food, chicken salad sandwiches, pink lemonade (you can use grenadine to color it if you don't have/like food color), salsa and chips, guacamole (but avocados prob not too available), ICED COFFEE (if it's warm out), iced tea (sweetened or un), iced tea mixed with lemonade, do they have olives there? you could make an olive spread. wine. beer.

 
At 1:53 PM, marlene said...

I nominate Devilled Eggs as the ultimate American picnic food... but do you guys do eggs? I'm also a fan of apples with PB, and cheese and crackers. If you can find decent cheese. Yeah, these are my "easy and fast" picnic solutions.

 
At 8:00 PM, Mike and Colleen said...

I'm salvating all over myself here! You all rule!! I love seeing the diversity of picnic foods all in one place ;) I'm just gonna have to bring a few different snacks, cause the choices are just too good.

Amazingly enough, cheese is probably the hardest thing out of everything to find. Avacados, olives, potato chips- no problem! Good cheese- maybe an hour away.

-C

 

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Saturday, April 01, 2006

The Dentist's Office

So six years, six apartments, two cars, one marriage and one trip across the International Date Line later, I finally made it back to the dentist. Colleen and I both got checkups this week & were both given a clean bill on dental health. I was a little nervous before going in as the Japanese dental system isn't known for being the greatest- and I've seen no shortage of outright frightening teeth here - but the office was extremely modernized (at least on compare to the one I was in half a decade ago...) and everything went really smooth, even with the language difference. We owe a lot of that to Rima Tanida, Iwa Koko school nurse, who helped us translate forms and communicate with the staff there.

Mike

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At 8:58 PM, Mike and Colleen said...

Here he is bad mouthin' the dental system, but it took coming all the way here to get his teeth cleaned ;) ! -Colleen

 
At 10:50 AM, marlene said...

Whoa! Are checkups included in our insurance? I was told they weren't and have been worried for my poor teeth...

 

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Medical Condition

Over the past few months, I've come to realize that my nose has started running whenever I eat. Anything. As an example of how extreme it's become, this morning my nose ran as I ate cereal. It's not cool. I've had to start carrying a handkerchief around, something I never thought I'd do. No idea if this is connected to the climate or overall diet change or what, but I'm not particularly enjoying it. Just wanted to vent.

Mike

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At 11:09 PM, traut said...

i have a friend that sneezes 3 times after he eats its due to his allergie to MSG ...

 

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